“Roommate” challenge

[Skyhawk96]

Refer to your pet as your roommate and tell me something your roommate does.

 

[Spur's Addiction]

My roommate licks her ass daily.

 

[Catdaddy66]

My roommates wag their tail to go outside and pee

 

[STS]

my roomate sometimes likes to eat her own poo

 

[markymark550]

My roommate flies around the living room and will try to bite your hand off if your hand gets close to his face.

 

[TKE226]

My roommate has severe separation anxiety when I leave the house. Since I work from home, the roommate is used to having someone around and sitting in my lap while I work. 

 

[FurmanCock]

My roommate is happy to see me after 10 minutes in the cargo area of my SUV.  My wife, not so much.