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A Chinese man name Ho Chow calls in to work one day. “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.  I got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work.”

The boss says, “ You know something, Ho Chow?  I really need you.  When I feel sick, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better, and I go to work.  You try that.”

Two hours later, Ho Chow calls again.  “I do what you say, and I feel great. I be at work soon ...... You got nice house.”

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On 4/30/2019 at 12:13 AM, Cockyandproud said:

A Chinese man name Ho Chow calls in to work one day. “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.  I got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work.”

The boss says, “ You know something, Ho Chow?  I really need you.  When I feel sick, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better, and I go to work.  You try that.”

Two hours later, Ho Chow calls again.  “I do what you say, and I feel great. I be at work soon ...... You got nice house.”

LMAO!!!!!!!

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